This is in honor of the worst day of the year. It's always the same day and keep getting worse year by year. So this will be pretty bad too.

It's my party and I'll die if I want to
Die if I want to
Die if I want to
You'd die too if you felt as bad as I do




This is why I refuse to do two shows a day.



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- posted by Roadkill Poet @ 11:03 PM